Nagito is a swine and a vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that he’s pathetic? He’s a worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He’s are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with him.
He’s a fiend and a coward, and has bad breath. He’s degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing he exists I despise everything about him. He’s a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish he would go away.
He’s a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. He’s a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. He’s a jerk, a cad, a weasel. His life is a monument to stupidity. He’s are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
He’s a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying his alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired him and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as him. He’s a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of him. He has all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid him. Because off his face the rabbit population actually decreased. He’s vile, worthless, less than nothing. He’s a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention he smells?
If he isn’t an idiot, he made a world-class effort at simulating one.
He is a stale, flat and unprofitable. He is a grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. He is a foul and disgusting. He is a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on him. Even sheep won't have sex with him. He is unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
He is a waste of flesh. He has no rhythm. He is ridiculous and obnoxious. He is the moral equivalent of a leech. He is a living emptiness, a meaningless void. He is sour and senile. He is a disease, a puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day he’s a half-wit. He reminds me of drool. He is deficient in all that lends character. He has the personality of wallpaper. He is dank and filthy. He is asinine and benighted. He is the source of all unpleasantness. He spreads misery and sorrow wherever he goes.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid he is. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. He is trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. He emits more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. His writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, he may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride his ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
Maybe later in life, after he has learned to read, write, spell, and count, he will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish him the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on him.
P.S.: He is hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
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I will find where you live